Chords used:
F# - 244322
D#m - x68876
B - x24442
A# - x13331
Ugh, you"re a monster
D#m F# D#m
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I"ll feel like Godzilla
F#
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
D#m F#
My whole squad"s in here, walking around the party
D#m F#
A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The
D#m F#
Brain" Heenan which is probably the
D#m
Same reason I wrestle with mania
F#
Shady"s in this bitch, I"m posse"d up
D#m
Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
F# D#m
If they sleepin" on me, the hoes better get insomnia
D#m
ADHD, Hydroxycut
D#m
Pass the Courvoisi" (Hey, hey)
F# D#m
In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
F#
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
D#m F#
This beat is cray-cray, Ray J h a h a h a
D#m F#
Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
F#
They cannot tame or placate the (Ayy)
D#m
Monster
F# D#m
You get in my way, I"ma feed you to the monster, yeah
F# D#m
I"m normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah
F# D#m
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
F# D#m
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
F#
(Godzilla, fire spitter), monster
D#m F#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
D#m F#
(Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster
D#m F#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
D#m F#
I"m just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told "em lick the balls
D#m
Had "em just appalled at so many things that pissed "em off
F#
It"s impossible to list "em all
D#m
And in the midst of all this
F#
I"m in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
D#m
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
F#
Risperdal, voices whisper
D#m F#
My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
D#m
This is just the song to go ballistic on
F#
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
D#m F#
I"m just a Loch Ness, the mythological
D#m
Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka
F#
When you twist the top of the bottle, I"m a
D#m
Monster
F# D#m
You get in my way, I"ma feed you to the monster, yeah
F# D#m
I"m normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah
F# D#m
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
F# D#m
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
F#
(Godzilla, fire spitter), monster
D#m F#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
D#m F#
(Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster
D#m F#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
D#m F#
If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
D#m F#
Cause I"m about to set trip, vacation plans
D#m F#
I"m on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
D#m F#
The motherfuckin" finger (Finger), prostate exam ("Xam)
D#m
How can I have all these fans and perspire?
F#
Like a liar"s pants, I"m on fire
D#m
And I got no plans to retire
F#
and I"m still the man you admire
D#m
These chicks are spazzin" out
F#
I only get more handsome and flier
D#m
I got "em passin" out like what
F#
you do when you hand someone flyers
D#m
And what goes around comes around
F#
just like the blades on a chainsaw
D#m
Cause I caught the flap of my dollar
F#
stack right off the bat like a baseball
D#m
Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks
F#
with so much ease that they call me Diddy
D#m
"Cause I make bands and I call
F#
getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah)
D#m F#
Bitch, I"m a player, I"m too motherfuckin" stingy for Cher
D#m F#
Won"t even lend you an ear, ain"t even pretending to care
D#m
But I tell a bitch I"ll marry her if she"ll bury her
F#
Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
B
Christian Rivera, "cause my lyrics never sit well
B
So they wanna give me the chair
D#m
Like a paraplegic, and it"s scary, call it Harry Caray
B
Cause every Tom and Dick, and Harry carry
B
a Merriam motherfuckin" dictionary
F#
Got "em swearing up and down
F#
they can"t spit, this shit"s hilarious
A#
It"s time to put these bitches in the obituary column
A#
We wouldn"t see eye to eye with a staring problem
A#
Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack)
D#m F#
Trigger happy, pack heat, but it"s black ink
D#m
Evil half of the Bad Meets
F#
Evil, that means take a back seat
D#m
Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
F#
Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people
D#m
Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
F#
I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
D#m F#
Fill "em with the venom and eliminate "em
D#m
Other words, I Minute Maid "em
F#
I don"t want to hurt "em, but I did "em in a fit of rage
F#
I"m murderin" again, nobody will evade him
D#m
Finna kill "em and dump all the fuckin" bodies in the lake
F#
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade "em
D#m
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
F#
But don"t nobody want it, but they"re gonna get it anyway
D#m
Cause I"m beginnin" to feel like I"m mentally ill
F#
I"m Attila, kill or be killed, I"m a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
D#m
You"re bringin" the killer within me out of me
F#
You don"t want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
D#m
And be on the receivin" end of me, what stupidity it"d be
D#m
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
D#m
When I"m in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
F#
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
D#m
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
F#
I"m "bout to fuckin" finish you bitch, I"m unfadable
D#m
You wanna battle, I"m available,
D#m
I"m blowin" up like an inflatable
F#
I"m undebatable, I"m unavoidable, I"m unevadable
D#m
I"m on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer
F#
full of money and I"m paid in full
F#
I"m not afraid to pull the
N.C.
Man, stop
Look what
I"m plannin" haha